To keep computer viruses & spyware at bay, always have some sort of reputable Anti-Virus & Anti-Spyware + Firewall software installed on your computer to keep you safe...... anybody who tells you ya don’t need it, or that you only need one or the other is clearly a bloody idiot who knows f***-all about computers. There are plenty of free ones available these days, so there’s no excuse.

When you get a SPAM e-mail off some pillock, don’t just delete it.... REPORT IT... otherwise the annoying little tw*ts are just gonna keep on doing it without getting their arse kicked for it.

If ever I get an e-mail claiming to be from Paypal, I always crack open the source code for the e-mail and check the URL's in it to see if it's a fake, usually you can tell if the http://paypal.com (genuine) one has been replaced by an IP address, such as http://209.147.47.74/ or made to resemble the paypal website address via a subdomain, such as: http://www.paypal.scammerswebsite.com                                 If it's a fake (which it probably is), forward it to Paypal: spoof@paypal.com (Paypal Security Centre), and Paypal's lawyers will take good care of the scammers.