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Administrative Posts / Administrative Posts / Re: JDALTPOL News 2009 |
on: Jul 28th, 2009, 3:02am |
| Started by Admin | Last post by Admin |
OK, here we go.... some new news to go on the old JDALTPOL board 'ere...
1) This old messageboard still ain't had anyone post on it for chuffin' months.
2) The NEW messageboard still ain't had any of the oldies from this place + the old POL board register / post there.
3) This coming Sunday (2nd August) see's the 6th Anniversary since my Mum died.
4) My Auntie Jean (Dad's older sister) is dying of Cancer
5) Geesh, have I been getting a bloody great load of bother from some prick on both Twitter + Wikipedia
Blog Post I wrote about that |
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Administrative Posts / Administrative Posts / Re: JDALTPOL News 2008 |
on: Jul 12th, 2008, 9:02pm |
| Started by Admin | Last post by Admin |
Well, I've just tried overhauling the adverts on here again (and on most my other websites too).......... and we now have EBAY LISTINGS! with TV / Film memorabilia and stuff like that among them. one at the top for Ebay UK, the bottom for Ebay.com (US).
Main prompting for this latest overhaul being that Google AdSense was discontinuing the REFERRAL ADS option of adding adverts to your websites. |
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Administrative Posts / General ChitChat / Re: JDALTPOL Joke Book |
on: Jun 7th, 2008, 2:49am |
| Started by Admin | Last post by Admin |
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're
sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this
really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited
she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.
After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The
bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar:
A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice.*The
boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.
"First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot
of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice."
So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.
He puts the salt on his tongue... salty but OK.*He drinks the shot of
Baileys...smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks...this is OK.
Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.
In one second the sharp lime taste hits. At two seconds the Baileys curdles.
At three seconds the salty, curdled taste and mucous-like consistency hits.
At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty snot.
This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to
disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now foul tasting drink.
When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says,
"Jesus, what do you call that drink?"
She smiles widely at him and says, "Blow Job Revenge." |
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Palinedrone / Palindrone / Re: I bet you didn't know..... |
on: May 2nd, 2008, 12:29am |
| Started by Semkins | Last post by Admin |
Your computer keyboard can harbour more germs than a toilet seat.
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Research by the University of Arizona last year found the average office desktop harboured 400 times more bacteria than the average office toilet seat.
They also found that, compared to men, on average women have three to four times the amount of germs in, on and around their work area.
SOURCE: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7377002.stm |
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Administrative Posts / Administrative Posts / Re: JDALTPOL News 2007 |
on: Dec 31st, 2007, 11:31pm |
| Started by Admin | Last post by Admin |
| Well, here's the last piece of JDALTPOL board news for 2007.... my last post online of 2007 (probably) before I go sort out the New Years stuff |
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Administrative Posts / General ChitChat / Re: I say! Anyone for tea? |
on: Dec 29th, 2007, 8:35am |
| Started by Utterly Useless Git | Last post by Admin |
They all seem to have buggered off, and I feel like I'm dying.... hoping to live long enough to finish upgrading the messageboard to a more nobhead spammer-proof YaBB2.1 (just got to CHMod the files, and transfer the crap from here over there).
Meanwhile I've got a NEW board using the exact same board software i'm gonna be using for the new board over at my latest website project http://unbore.me.uk - need more sign ups to get it going + make sure I ironed out the Technical [f*ck]-up I spotted yesterday morning (board worked ok when signed in as Admin.... messages / cats / boards showed empty when logged-out, or signed in as a normal user)....... Invite all the people you can as I need the money to pay for about 70+ extra domain names I've snapped up this month..... and my business I've been running on a 6month trial period since September still ain't had any customers.. see
http://jd-photography-webdesign.co.uk
&
http://jdpages.co.uk to check out my business (I got some nice photographs no one's bought, and also a nice line of domain names & a 90-day free trial of a leading SEO package worth $47 USD to try make money on).
~ Admin |
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